Football Football

It's a Sunday in the fall, and that only means one thing: football. Yes indeed it is back and crazier than ever. Michael Vick is back, Bret Favre is crazy, and the Denver Broncos are terrible. This is a hard thing to swallow being a huge D Broncs fan, but I've finally accepted that this year for my hometown team will be Gigli......awful, but maybe slightly attractive?

Anyway, as it is Sunday, and everyone should be doing something outside and/or out at a pub atmosphere area place, I'm taking the day off and will bring you another delicious story of Make My Day tomorrow. I promise it will be wonderful and well....manicured.

This morning I thought I would give you some of the suggestions that I have received that are pretty hilarious that are probably a bit too much to pull off, but still funny in their own right.

1) Go to a Yankees Red Sox game here in NY dressed in complete Red Sox garb and be obnoxious to Yankee fans. This one is good, but would probably result in the loss of an eyeball and/or 3 fingers. Yankee fans are craaazy. But so are Boston fans.

2) Try to get into a homeless shelter for a night. This one is still possible to do, and I may try to pull it off, but I would be scared as shit. You know in movies when some dude has to go into prison undercover as a inmate in order to get some kind of info or get someone out, but then things go wrong and all the inmates find out he is undercover and they want to shank him? This is what I imagine would happen if I tried this. Either that or its going to be like the show Prison Break, which puts me on the run, but would be highly entertaining.

3) Go to a wedding cake shop with my girlfriend and say we are getting married and sample all the cakes This one I would LOVE to do, but my body won't let me, as I am gluten intolerant. Damn you flour! Perhaps a gluten free bakery?

4) Make and ugly girl feel beautiful. Wow. Evan. This one I cannot do. I mean I am all for being nice to everyone and making them feel better, but to be nice to a girl and make her feel good, then her to later find out it was for a blog idea to make an unattractive girl feel better....well that just won't work. I feel like I would lose lots of karma points on that one, as well as anger my girlfriend Christina quite a bit.

Well thats about it for right now. Time to hop in the shower and get this day underway. Please continue to send in some suggestions to me, tell your friends, and follow along on twitter. Thanks everyone!